of fat jaguars and ice-cream addicted monkeys

The signboard reads: 'Dangerous animals. Please don't put your hand inside the cage.'
I finally understand why the Mayans revered the Jaguar as a god.
Sadly-not here in Delhi Zoo.
"It looks unhealthy."
"Obviously. Look at the exercise they get. A bloody 15 by 15 feet cell."
"Look at the flab that hangs under its belly."
"What is it trying to do? Climb that branch?"
"The female's not interested."
"Fuck. That's a lot of flab."



Dangerous animals over. We wade through marsh mosquitoes, and halt at the mother of all thievery corporations.

(A monkey with an ice-cream, in case you were wondering.)

"Bipedal animals look so ugly."