Friday 10 April 2009

of grammar and idiosyncrasies in the air

i is just coming back from the land of the bombay, where the merry gujhu bhais has setting up a merry own stall of theirs in the airports. i is flying by spice jet one morning [maybe that is why guju bhais choosing it-teekha teekha] when i realises my plane full of patel chacha and hingorani chachi eating theplas merrily merrily merrily.
they coming back from holy pilgrimage of vaishno mata as it was holy time of nine nights....and they is going back to the dhandha in vashi....
i enter and i see plane is full...
i thinks to myself stopover from jaipur with so many peoples inside...
then i hear the melodious voice of a million gujju bhais going ping pong and air hostess trying to calm them by giving them sandwiches......
but sadly air hostess herself was not aware of the demand for garam chai inside and the foot next to the kettle which she sadly dropping on my foot......
all hot hot tea falling on my foot....
i screaming....air hostess--beautiful she was; christina her name was; good eyes too--she keep saying sorry sorry but the harm was done.....my heart was getting stolen....
therefore i is not being able to say much except it is okay.
anyway. back to my uncles.
i like them. they are very nice people. very funny too. filled with joy and pride at the world.
one man being so courteous that he donated 5 sandwich packets, 4 juice packets, 3 water bottles, 6 cashew nut packets [the munchies come on] and 4 chai glasses to the beautiful air hostess
litter bag....
and then very generously offering another aunty [i do not knows if she is known to him. it seems like so. but aunty's uncle was also present. so i dont know what to make out of it] a sandwich which he is saving for the taxi ride from bombay airport to mira road....
so sweet no.
that's exactly what i is thinking.

before i forget, man, i hear this man talking on phone to his mrs. telling her sweetly she is not obese, only little bit fat. to eat tanduri chicken, not butter chicken. so sweet a husband he was.

bombay airport--my my--as crowded as bombay itself....but one good thing i saw.....viveik [i hoping that is his spelling] oberai meeting his friend....
i is being in double mind over taking autograph or not....then i thought i is too cool for him....so i did not....
now i think, i did mistake. i could, maybe, sells it later on ebay.

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